Details: It all began with an erroneous Help Wanted ad. I work as a fluffer for a living. It's not at all what you believe. I stage homes for a living. My work stands on its own merits, and real estate agents adore me. Sigh. Get your mind out of the gutter. Go ahead and do it. Laugh. I'll be patient. See? That is the issue. For decades, I've referred to myself as a "fluffer."